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A Fatdog Broadcasting Corporation Announcement

26 Jun

The Fatdog and I are here to announce that, as of Saturday 27 July the Fatdog Broadcasting Corporation will be…

“What the ….!”

“SILENCE SERVANT OF THE GREAT SATAN, THE ABLUTIONARY GUARDS DEMAND YOU CEASE TRANSMISSION IMMEDIATELY!!!”

“It’s a bloody blog, not a bloody TV station ya great totalitarian numpty”

“SILENCE INFADEL!!!!”

“HAND OVER THE KEYBOARD, YOUR DAYS OF SUBVERSIVE INTERFERENCE ARE ENDED… CEASE TRANSMISSION.  YOU AND THAT LARGE HAIRY..eh…OBJECT ARE UNDER ARREST!”

“That’s brave talk for a man who has a set of big white shiny teeth, 2” from his drop- down menus.”

“OUR ELECTIONS WERE FREE AND FAIR, YOUR CRIMINAL ORGANISATION HAS BEEN SPREADING SCURRILOUS LIES…”

“Whit?”,  “Elections?” “Scurrilous?!!”  “OK I’ll concede the scurrilous bit.”

“Look, let’s be reasonable about this, I’m only telling the readers we won’t be…don’t touch that!

….beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

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Some 2 Hours Later

Donk

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Donk

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Donk

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“No, I don’t want to hold your paw.”

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“What do you mean you find this stygian darkness unsettling…and how does your small doggy brain know what stygian means anyway?”

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“Oh, you know about everything to do with black. That figures, I suppose”

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“Hmm? I suppose they’ll let us go in a couple of weeks once they realise we’re not political…just moderately offensive. The blog will just have to sit unchanged until we get back.

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Donk

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Donk

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Donk

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“…and will you stop bouncing that bloody ball!”

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2 Comments

Posted by on June 26, 2009 in General Drivel

 

2 responses to “A Fatdog Broadcasting Corporation Announcement

  1. Simon

    July 3, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Is there somewhere where I can do the opposite of standing bail?

     
  2. fatdogwalks

    July 8, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    Well Simon you’ll be pleased to know that the Derbyshire (not very)Popular Front stumped up the ransom demand which appears to have involved significant quantities of peat as collateral. I assume that was all that was available in Debyshire for such purposes :D.

     

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